Michael McCurdy

He is the team captain for the Portland Doomers. He is a pain in the ass for many quarterbacks, and he is hated by most of them. He constantly mocks the receivers when he intercepts the ball, leading to many fights. Sometimes, according to him "When sang my balls..." he enters in reason, but never apologizing for the facts. He plays as cornerback. He is one of the fastest and best cornerbacks in The League.